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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the deaf guy who could sing? Ya, well he didn't"
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"I love how people say they're ""expecting"" a baby, as though it might be something else, like a penguin or a lawnmower."
"""Find something you love to do and you'll never work another day in your life."" Because you'll be home masturbating all the damned time."
"Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds? Because most men are stupid, but few are blind."
"Instead of a post-workout protein shake I have mashed potatoes and gravy and instead of working out I have mashed potatoes and gravy."
"Aren't you too fat to be this rude?"
"How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb ? 1 or 2 ? 1... or 2..."
"According to scientists drinking one can of four loko is like drinking 4 beers, 2 red bulls, a small taco, a ghost and a park bench."
"My son wants to change his given Indian name, so I told Broken Condom he could change it if he really wants to. Kid's these days..."
"Did you hear about the optometrist who fell into a lens grinder? He made a spectacle of himself..."