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Joke of the Day
"""Is that a gun in your pocket or are you pleased to see me?"" said my late wife."
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"Did you hear about the guy who tied to put his package into tried to put his package into the mail box? He thought it was a fe-mail box"
"I bet college professors never get tired of watching freshmen get fat. I know I wouldn't."
"What is Kanye West's least favorite holiday? Easter"
"Unless you can explain how you know me in three words or less, Facebook Friend Request: DENIED."
"How awkward would it have been for coach if he put in Air Bud and they lost."
"Do you know what the real letdown about John Glenns death is? It's the second time that Yuri Gagarin beat him to it."
"When I wrote ""Spiritual"" on my online-dating profile, I meant I like to watch 'Ghostbusters'."
"This post will give you wings... because you just read bull."
"Why did Admiral Ackbar spend his entire Hawaiian vacation thinking he was about to get suicide-bombed? Brown people kept approaching him saying, ""Aloha, Ackbar!"""