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Joke of the Day

"How do you troll an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask which period it's from."

"What do you call a cow that's masturbating? Beef Stroganoff"

"I just killed a man Knifely done"

"There are going to be a lot of drunk mosquitos tonight."

"What do jellybeans and the human race have in common Nobody likes the black ones"

"They call me Moses. Cause I parted that Red Sea last night."

"I think people who use ""go fly a kite"" as an insult don't really understand kites or insults."

"There is a bomb going to explode in 3...2...1... Holy shit, this blew up!"

"Why did the Chihuahua put on a jacket? Because it was a chili dog!"

"What's the difference between the England football team and a teabag? The teabag stays longer in the cup."