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Joke of the Day
"They call me Moses. Cause I parted that Red Sea last night."
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"Superman graffitis a wall: ""Batman is a moron"" Batman writes under that, ""Superman is Clark Kent""."
"[shows jury picture of gruesome murder scene] *they all gasp* That was my initial reaction too. Those shoes with those pants?"
"I like to write all my death threat letters in Comic Sans. I find it lightens the mood."
"Where would men be without women? The Garden of Eden"
"am i supposed to have a separate mouth with which to kiss my mother please advise"
"What do you call bread baked in the south? inbred"
"Why are jack-o-lanterns inbred? because they pump-kin"
"Why is it so hard to find Tylenol in the jungle? Because the parrots eat 'em all. . . . Explanation: Parrots eat 'em all = paracetamol = acetominophen = Tylenol"
"What do you call two beer drinkers arguing about sea turtles? Lager-heads at loggerheads about Loggerheads."