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Joke of the Day
"There are going to be a lot of drunk mosquitos tonight."
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"I lost two bagels on a public bathroom floor. Now they're pissed."
"Laws of Accounting 1. Trial balances don't 2. Bank reconciliations never do 3. Working Capital does not 4. Return on Investments never will"
"I am eternally grateful that Twitter doesn't have an ""is online now"" indicator"
"What are cats favorite Internet Service provider? Comcat."
"Every time someone comments on my wrinkly clothes I just tell them that I have an iron deficiency. Yep. I do that."
"What's grey and comes in quarts? Elephants"
"? Hey there Delilah, what's it like when u go grazing I know u said you're not a cow but girl this milk sure tastes amazing Did u just moo ?"
"Why did the little black kid start crying when he had diarrhea? He thought he was melting."
"If I was a marriage counselor I would just make the couple look at a dating website for 20 minutes."