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Joke of the Day

"Why did the Chihuahua put on a jacket? Because it was a chili dog!"

"You are so sweet... ...is your zodiac sign caries?"

"I got 99 problems, and I wish a bitch was one, because then that means I interacted with a girl and can brag about it to my stuffed animals."

"What's grey carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when your ill ? A get wellephant !"

"If you love someone, throw your earbuds at them. There's a good chance they'll be entangled in them and won't be able to run."

"in the harry potter universe, where do wizards with weird sexual fetishes go? AYN ALLEY"

"Being a prostitute is like being the heel piece of a loaf of bread. Everyone touches you, but no one really wants you."

"What tastes great on pie but bad on pussy? Crust"

"Never knew why pajama tops had pockets on them, but I just filled mine up with cookies to bring back to bed and now it makes complete sense."

"It's not working out because we like different things. For example, I like quiet evenings at home, and she likes someone else."