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Joke of the Day

"This just isn't my day... It could be raining t*tties and I'd get hit in the head with a d*ck..."

"What do Bristol Palin and the Virgin Mary have in common?"

"I've heard that 1 in 3 people have a pedophile as a neighbour. But that can't be right because my neighbours are sexy 5 and 7 year olds."

"How to ruin a joke on Reddit? Misspell the paunch line."

"Are you pudgey? Cause you have me hooked!"

"If pro is the opposite of con, then whats the opposite of progress? Congress"

"Why didn't the dog want to play football? It was a boxer!"

"Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup."

"The tornado warning siren has just stopped going off That's either good or terrible"

"When picking partners for a trust fall . . . . . . Always choose the ground. The ground will always catch you."