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"How to ruin a joke on Reddit? Misspell the paunch line."
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"Tip: If your parents are always criticizing you,,, ask them if the problem is bad genes or bad parenting."
"id like to see an elephant put its foot on donald trump jr's stomach and press down until his guts came out of his mouth"
"I know this great knock knock joke.. But you have to start it. Go ahead."
"Stress? Don't talk to me about stress. Some of my favorite TV characters are currently in truly sticky situations"
"Girls think I'm ugly until they know how much money I make Then they think I'm ugly and poor"
"Kanye West can't wait to be the best man at his wedding."
"What's the difference between pink and purple? Your grip.."