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"What do Bristol Palin and the Virgin Mary have in common?"
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"Go away bee, don't bother me. A wise man once told me, if a bee is bothering you, don't swat or run away, just stand still and look right at it, because seeing is believing."
"How do you call a gay Jew? Heblew."
"Did you hear about the witch who fed her pet vulture on sawdust? The vulture laid ten eggs and when they hatched nine chicks had wooden legs and the tenth was a woodpecker."
"When people ask me ""Plz"" because it's shorter than ""Please"" I tell them ""No"" because it's shorter than ""Yes."""
"It's not illegal to get in a taxi and scream until you've reached your destination."
"Met a redneck magician last night.. Told me he could turn a 12 pack into a case of domestic violence"
"Why did Night fall? Because Day tripped him."
"""LOL"" is the new way of saying ""I really have nothing to say."""
"Go home North Korea, you're drunk."