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Joke of the Day

"forget about gun laws, there needs to be more focus on who can own an acoustic guitar"

"Did you hear about the knife-wielding madman who attacked a circus camp the other day? He went straight for the juggler."

"The saddest joke I've heard My wife ran off with my best friend... Now, when I throw the stick, it just lays there."

"What do you call meat that is on sale for half off in the south? Roadkill"

"Hey guys, does anyone have an averagely long horror story that just ends in a pun? Any comments appreciated!"

"I beat this orphan kid in baseball the other day... Only because the little cunt didn't know where home is!"

"How does a vagina tell time? With a twatch"

"Going to an event tonight and wearing a tuxedo. A real tux, not one of those cheapo ones. Seriously, this thing is made with actual penguin."

"I went out for Chinese last night, I told the waiter that the chicken was rubbery... He thanked me."

"Did you hear about the guy who went streaking through a church? The priest caught him by the organ."