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Joke of the Day
"Doctor Doctor I've got wind! Can you give me something? Yes - here's a kite!"
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"What does an expensive circumcision have in common with a cheap circumcision? They're both a rip-off."
"What happens when you mix a joke and a rhetorical question?"
"What is the witches motto ? We came we saw we conjured !"
"Blind friend and a cheese grater I bought my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. A week later, he told me it was the most violent book he ever read."
"What do you call a cow with two legs? Your mother!"
"I'm thankful to live in a time where I can use social media without having to use social skills."
"One time I got stuck holding a Starbucks door open from 2005-2007."
"A police joke knock knock"
"What's the best Brokemon? Ayyyyyyy, brah."