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Joke of the Day

"Just saw a bumper sticker that said ""supprt your local beaver"" or maybe it said ""support your local brewer"" either way it's sound advice."

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"You ever had garbage in one hand but you accidentally throw out the thing that you want in your other hand? LOL. Anyways, the baby's ok."
"How are Polish Girls like Hockey Players? They both change pads after 3 periods"
"CW: It's gonna get cold! Me: You're gonna die. CW: Excuse me? Me: Sorry, I thought we were pointing out the obvious."
"I'm at my quickest when I try to follow someone out of the bathroom so I don't have to touch the handle."
"I'm so hungover that my thoughts sound like Sylvester Stallone."
"Why didn't the paraplegic look in the mirror? He couldn't stand to see himself like that."