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Joke of the Day
"My favorite book as a child was... ...'I Fell Off Mt Everest' by Eileen Dover."
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"I make one mistake and my pharmacist now adds ""by mouth"" on the prescription label."
"""Fuller House"" was billed on a misleading premise. There wasn't a single geodesic dome to be seen."
"Does anyone know how much a blimp is worth? I was going to google it, but I was worried it wouldn't account for inflation."
"Blind man walks past a fishmongers ""hello ladies!"""
"What did Helen Keller say when her dog died?"
"Saw geese flying in a v formation and my friend asked me if I knew why one side was longer than the other. More geese dumbass."
"What's the difference between a Pakistani mosque and a Afghanistan mosque and an Iraqi mosque? How should I know, I just fly the drones."
"Can I ask you a question without you getting mad? -People who are about to piss you off"
"What is the only thing standing between me and being rich? I haven't hit Reddit gold yet."