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Joke of the Day
"Life without women... would be a pain in the ass."
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"What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? [NSFW] Q: What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? A: A hooker can wash and resell her crack."
"A suicide bomber in a pet shop A suicide bomber enters a pet shop and announces... ""everybody has only one minute to get out of here..."" Tortoise: Fuck :-/"
"Looking at Facebook is a convenient way to realize you can't stand most of the people you sort of know."
"I can get most of Reddit to hate me in one sentence I'm watching Sword Art Online (my favorite anime) on my iPhone while reading a Minions fanfic on my Wii U and eating bananas dipped in ketchup"
"Just moisturized my hands and now I can't get out of the bathroom. Send help."
"What does JCPenny and teenagers have in common? Pants 50% off"
"*makes 58008 on an abacus and turns it upside down* dammit"
"DR: Are you sexually active? ME: Very DR: Eating donuts alone in your car doesn't count ME: Still yes DR: Neither do croissants ME: Then no"
"why are blacks such good pimps because they have been using hoes for sentuarys"