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Joke of the Day
"HR: Do you know why we called you in here today? Me: I'm not taking off my Batman suit, sir."
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"You Must Be From Ireland Because everytime I see you my penis be Dublin."
"Two Whales are Sitting at a Bar One whale looks over to the other and says ""Eeeeeeeeeeeoooooooooouuuuuuu"" and the other whale looks at him and says, ""Man you're really fucked up"""
"I don't know how guys can send dick pics to women I just can't get the camera high enough to fit it all in the picture."
"""Hey little pirate, where are your buccaneers?"" ""Underneath my buckin hat!"""
"who said that girls don't have a good sense of direction? they sure know their way down."
"If I was speaking a foreign language on Game of Thrones, I'd throw a couple of ""yabba dabba do's"" in there to see if anyone notices."
"I've hosted an bukkake party for my girlfriend You should've seen her face"
"What do you call a smart chromosome? A gene-ius"
"My friends eyes are so skewed.. [Original Joke] He looks like a cow"