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Joke of the Day

"Two Whales are Sitting at a Bar One whale looks over to the other and says ""Eeeeeeeeeeeoooooooooouuuuuuu"" and the other whale looks at him and says, ""Man you're really fucked up"""

"The word of the day is: bishop My sister fell down the stairs, i had to pick the bitch up"

"what do you call a grenade thrown into a french kitchen? linoleum blownapart"

"Selling weed Get rich or high trying"

"Anything can be sexual If you think about it long and hard enough."

"Why can't you play Uno with Mexicans? They steal the green cards."

"What do you call a small byte? A nibble."

"What did the customer say to the overworked seamstress? Wow, you seamstressed out. (I'm so sorry)"

"What do you call an anti-social black man? A brown recluse."

"What kind of laundry detergent do handicapped people use? Downy. I apologize for this one, it's pretty mean. I really do sympathize with handicapped people."