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Joke of the Day

"Two Whales are Sitting at a Bar One whale looks over to the other and says ""Eeeeeeeeeeeoooooooooouuuuuuu"" and the other whale looks at him and says, ""Man you're really fucked up"""

"My boss told me to have a good day.. So I went home."

"i tried to share a hilarious pun with my kids but they had turned on dadblock plus"

"What do you call a cow with no nipples? Udderly pointless"

"Anyone who believes that children are our future has not been to a mall recently."

"Freaking out people walking round the cemetery dressed as a Ghostbuster."

"What's the only day Asian people can have sex?? Election day"

"Growing up, whenever I told my father, 'It's really nice out!'... He'd reply, 'Yeah, I had it out a minute ago, I thought it was great, too!' And so went my childhood..."

"What does a french sheep say? Ca ba?"

"How the does man give his dead batteries away? Free of charge, of course."