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Joke of the Day
"Michael Phelps can't play any MMORPG anymore He always gets banned as a gold farmer."
Next Joke
"I was dancing with a girl in a nightclub. ""What are we going to do after this?"" I asked her. She said, ""How does sex sound?"" I said, ""Soggy."""
"Now marriage can be between any two people who are misguided enough to start a life together in New Jersey."
"Why did the whale cross the road? To get to the other tide."
"A man was arrested for eating... He was at food COURT"
"Fidel Castro just passed away... ...I suppose Black Friday was too MUCH capitalism for him."
"How do most bakers get their start in the industry? They knead dough"
"Why are pills white? because they work"
"Where do you go if you need to weigh a whale? A whale-weigh station!"
"What do clocks do when they're still hungry after a meal? They go back four seconds."