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Joke of the Day
"what is a dinosaur's least favorite reindeer? Comet"
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"You know you're a total loser when your controversial political post gets zero likes or comments on Facebook."
"Some say Ambien and vodka make strange bedfellows. I say what a lovely pancake time machine, Madame President. Also, why am I a table?"
"The best things in life are free. My neighbor's unsecured wi-fi, for instance."
"How do you stop rape in West Virginia? kill all the sheep"
"My favorite sushi bar is the one where you can yell ""ARF, ARF"" like a seal and the chef throws raw fish in your mouth"
"No autocorrect, I don't want to bang a bunch of hot chimps."
"Harry Potter was on last night, i decided to click on the subtitles so i could watch the movie and read the book at the same time"
"Why did Helen Kellers kid commit suicide You would also if your name was Hughhhawahfluh Keller"
"What's online, about to comment, and very judgmental?"