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Joke of the Day

"If my name was Rudolph Spermguzzler I would introduce myself like this: Hi, I'm Rudolph Spermguzzler, sorry if it's a bit of a mouthful."

"If you don't send the person you're stalking a nude photo of yourself, then you're not taking that relationship serious enough!"

"What happens when an angle gets itself into a car wreck? The angle becomes a rectangle"

"What do you call a pregnant cow, just after giving birth DeCALFeinated"

"Two jews walk into a bar and buy it."

"Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors? Because if it had 4 doors it would be a chicken Sedan!"

"Why is it easier for women to shave ""downstairs"" than men? They don't have to go through as many obsticles."

"If you're cold, just stand in a corner... They're usually 90 degrees."

"Did you know Joe Montana and his brother have more super bowl wins than the Manning brothers? And Joe Montana doesn't even have a brother!"

"Porn is getting worse and worse by day (it's sick) even 5 yr olds are shaving their pussies."