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Joke of the Day

"My son wants to change his given Indian name, so I told Broken Condom he could change it if he really wants to. Kid's these days..."

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"What do you call a gay guy who gives blowjobs? A butt-head"
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"Necrophillia The insatiable urge to crack open a cold one"
"""daddy why did the moon turn red?"" ""because god is flooding it with the blood of all the children who ask too many questions sweetie"""
"What do you call a dictionary on drugs? Addictionary"