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Joke of the Day

"My son wants to change his given Indian name, so I told Broken Condom he could change it if he really wants to. Kid's these days..."

"Professor Snape caught Harry in the hall after dark and out of NOWHERE Lupin pops out in the hallway to save him. COINCIDENCE? I THINK NOT"

"Paris Jackson just got a tattoo in honour of her father... It's bad."

"Why do gay guys use ribbed condoms? Better traction in the mud."

"What do you call a gay guy who gives blowjobs? A butt-head"

"I can cut a piece of wood in half just by looking at it. It's true, I saw it with my own eyes."

"barn owls must have been stoked when the barn was invented"

"Necrophillia The insatiable urge to crack open a cold one"

"""daddy why did the moon turn red?"" ""because god is flooding it with the blood of all the children who ask too many questions sweetie"""

"What do you call a dictionary on drugs? Addictionary"