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Joke of the Day
"To the guy that invented the number ""zero""... thanks for nothing."
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"Why couldn't The Doctor play baseball? They couldn't figure out Who was on first (Sorry, if this has been submitted before, im new here)"
"Q: How did Bill Cosby find his daughter in the woods? A: Pretty good"
"What's the difference between your mom and your dad? Your dad still sucks dick."
"i went to the doctor and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?' So he gave me a kite."
"*feels comfortable* comfortable: *slaps hand away*"
"I know that Bill Cosby is guilty because his comedy has been putting me to sleep for years"
"Oral Misgivings Q: How can you tell if your date really digs oral sex? A: She hikes up her skirt every time you yawn."
"Did you hear about the guy who got his entire left side ripped off by a shark? He's all right now."
"Ugh, once again scratched my monocle falling asleep on my pile of gold coins."