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Joke of the Day
"My ex was gang raped by a troupe of mime artists. They performed unspeakable acts on her."
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"QUESTION: What were the very first straws made of? ANSWER: Straw."
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"What did the dyslexic bank robber say when he robbed the bank? ""Air in the hands motherstickers! This is a fuck up!"""