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Joke of the Day
"What did the doctor say to the speeding commuter? Thank you for your patients."
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"When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone... he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris"
"What's the hardest part about roller-blading? Telling your parents you're gay."
"The Fine Bros. 'React' announcement was like a television with no antenna. Poor reception."
"Your vagina is so dry... ...That Native Americans do rain dances around it."
"Today, coworker deemed herself ""unscareable"". Now I have no choice but to hide in the backseat of her car with an axe & correct her grammar."
"What do you call the Easter Bunny with fleas? Bugs Bunny"
"What do you call patriotic pubes? A Merkin."
"I made fun of a lady swaddling her dog in a blanket and she overheard and turns out it wasn't a dog it was her baby hey have a great Monday."
"So sorry... Sorry seems to be the hardest word to say... Unless you're Chinese, then it's ""squirrel""."