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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Jesus and picture of Jesus ? It takes only one nail to hold the picture up"

"1) Put on chicken costume 2) Go to store to pick up eggs 3) Run up to store manager and emotionally scream ""WHO DID THIS TO MY CHILDREN????"""

"The economy is so bad...."

"Opened a can of Pillsbury rolls and was reminded of why I shouldn't wear skinny jeans."

"Where is Engagement, Ohio? Between Dayton and Marion."

"childrens alphabet books are the only thing keeping us from forgetting what a xylophone is"

"What's the difference between Indians and Pakistanis? When a Pakistani has a red dot on his forehead it means he has about two seconds to live."

"This guy at the gym just did 3 sets of selfies."

"During my school days I was living on baked beans. A house would probably have been a smarter option."

"My wife was stunned!!.. One day my wife and I were cuddling in bed when she said, ""Hon, You are so cozy""... I got offended and yelled back, ""Fuck you.. YOU are sarkozy""..."