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Joke of the Day
"What's the most famous line at a gay bar? ""Can I push in your stool?"""
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"What did one tampon say to the other?... Nothing, They're all stuck up cunts!"
"Nobody Likes This. I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be Nobody so when I see stupid crap people post, I can Like it. And it will say Nobody Likes This."
"I understand why Jesus was crucified But the crown of thorns is a real head scratcher."
"What's the best hour to book a dental appointment? Tooth hurty."
"Attention r/jokes Beginning January 20th, 2017, the real joke will no longer be found in the comments. It'll be found in the White House."
"I'm starting a new charity where homosexuals help the extreme handicapped. I'm calling it ""Fruits and Vegetables"""
"75 years ago my grandfather died in a concentration camp he fell off a guard tower"