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Joke of the Day

"Jokes about wife. First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!' Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive. LOL"

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"BLACK AND BROWN Q: What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? A: A Doberman pinscher."
"Hey gurl, how about you make the Patriots and deflate these balls."
"Yo momma cooks so bad... The flys all chipped in and fixed the screen door. >we're here all night, don't forget to tip your waiter!!"
"My friend drove into a tree earlier... I wonder if he's oaky"
"I used to play pocket hockey... ...but I stopped because the referee was a dick."
"Old musicians don't die. They just decompose."
"There's a sticky penis on my doormat... It must've come in the post."
"If someone casts me in a live musical I promise to go off book and start talking about 9/11"
"Warning: the life you are about to lead contains strong language, adult situations and nudity. Exister discretion is advised."
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