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Joke of the Day
"Which program do Jedi use to open PDF-files? Adobe Wan Kenobi"
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"What does Donald Trump call a hundred dollar bill? Trump change"
"Thinking about becoming an unemployed mom so I can make up to $64/hr online."
"Why are birds always sad in the morning? Their bills are over dew"
"Why do I tell jokes in elevators? Because they're funny on many levels."
"Sometimes you have to make a stand. Not there though. You're blocking the TV."
"Ticket Clerk: Enjoy the film! Me: U too! TC: Really? You'll take me with u? Me: I didn't mean.. TC: Oh, I see Me: I'm sor TC: [sobs] JUST GO"
"My dog smells... ...Like Philippino food."
"My penis used to be in the Guinness Book of World Records until the librarian told me to take it out."
"Today, Apple is announcing to the world that millions of baby boomers still don't know how to rip mp3 files from their record collections."