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Joke of the Day
"In a blind taste test ...Stevie Wonder was delicious"
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"Apple fitness products don't work. I tried the iHop and it only made me gain weight."
"""My mother made me a whore."" To which someone replied: ""If I supply the yarn will she make me one?"" -From *All That You Love Will Be Carried Away*"
"'I like big butts and I cannot lie.' - homeless guy rummaging through an ashtray."
"Just saw a billboard that said, ""Texting & Driving Is Dangerous!"" Hahaha... that's so lamOMG I JUST HIT A CIRCUS ELEPHANT!!!"
"Every now and then you meet someone you wish you could unhinge your jaw for. *waiting patiently*"
"A leaf blower, but for people."
"Two buddies just got home from working out at the gym... Guy 1: ""Dude, were out of protein powder!"" Guy 2: ""No Whey!"""
"It's hard to be Japanese. You know why? It's because I'm Chinese."
"""Some people say I'm an animal in the sack."" - baby kangaroo"