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Joke of the Day

"In a blind taste test ...Stevie Wonder was delicious"

"Why did Eeyore cross the road? To get to the other... *sigh*"

"Did you hear about the fight in the bathroom? Shit went down"

"Many rastafarian babies are born out of dreadlock."

"Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!"

"Why did the pig wear yellow coveralls? He split a seam in his blue ones."

"Positive thinking comes in all shapes and sizes at your nearest liquor store..."

"So I saw a black guy running down the street with a TV I then shouted, ""Hey that is mine!"" but I then realised that mine was at home polishing my shoes"

"What's the difference between England and a teabag? The teabag stays in the cup longer."

"Why did the gray whale go on a diet? Because he wasn't a Fin whale!"