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Joke of the Day

"Trump: ""Knock knock"" Hillary: ""Who's there?"" Trump: ""Interrupting Donald Trump"" Hillary: ""Interrupting Donald Tr-"" Trump: ""WRONG"""

"What's also red and know if you're naughty or nice? My penis during my girlfriend's period"

"Why do other moms at the playground get all snotty if you ask their husband to push you when you're on a swing?"

"What should you do if you're attacked by a gang of clowns? Go for the juggler"

"Where do Old Egyptian people go to Swim? The Senile River"

"I feel sorry for people who don't have dogs. I hear they have to pick up food they drop on the floor."

"A guy was confused about why the doctors had amputated his arms and legs. In fact he was stumped."

"Did anyone see the lunar eclipse tonight? It was right by 'your anus'."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Callas ! Callas who ? Callas should be removed by a podiatrist !"

"What do you call a row of boxers? A punchline."