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Joke of the Day
"How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you can throw them"
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"I'm getting old, The only way I can screw a woman... Is to borrow money from her and not pay her back. (Credit given to my friend. i'm not that clever.)"
"I really hate the word ""subcutaneous."" Idk, for some reason it just gets under my skin."
"This is a step ladder. I never knew my real ladder. Last I heard he was in a twelve step program. I'll see myself out."
"Q: Have you seen the polish mine detector. A1: Put you fingers in your ears and start stamping the ground with your foot."
"My friend asked me to describe myself in 3 words... Lazy"
"Taco Bell doesn't have a playground because its hard to have fun when you might shit your pants"
"Hitler Where did Hitler keep his armies? In his sleevies!"
"Mary had a little lamb. ...and she was delicious!"
"Why do melons have traditional marriages? Because they cantaloupe"