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Joke of the Day
"My friend asked me to describe myself in 3 words... Lazy"
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"Me: *opens door* Yes? Him: Hi. Can I have a minute of your time to talk to you about The Lord? Me: ..Of The Rings? Him: Uh No.. *door slam*"
"Why does Bob Marley like jpegs, gifs and pngs but hate svg? Because they're raster graphic images."
"I think I have an infallibility complex I've never been wrong before."
"Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream.. Ha, ha fooled you, I'm a submarine."
"It seems the amount of coffee you drink... increases the amount of times you need to visit the toilet excrementally."
"How you can tell if a person is Irish: a fly lands in their pint of beer. They grab the fly and start shaking it over their beer yelling ""Spit it out ya bastard, spit it out!"""
"Died twice today Screw you daylight savings"
"English people smh... 75% of English people do not know the opposites to these words. Always Coming From Take Me Down"
"do you like dragons? because you'll like it when im dragon my balls across your face"