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Joke of the Day
"I peed on the floor in front of the beverages at a party Now there's no punchline."
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"What's the final product Steve Jobs released? The iDied"
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"The second rule of tautology club... is that the first rule of tautology club is the first rule of tautology club."
"What do we want?"" ""A cure for ADHD!"" ""When do we want it?"" ""Squirrel!"""
"Did you hear about the two peanuts walking in the bad part of town? One of them got assaulted."
"My wife is like a plunger She's good at bringing up old shit."
"Has anyone heard of the movie 'Constipation'? No because it hasn't come out yet. Huehuehuehuehue"