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Joke of the Day
"Q: what did one lumber jack say to another lumber jack? A: ""I need to axe you a question."""
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"a fun game to play at the zoo is to walk hurriedly past a person and say ""they've escaped. don't run. just walk very fast."""
"Crabs can't eat hotdogs because they just keep cutting them into tinier and tinier hotdogs."
"What do you call the female version of Donald Trump? "
"I hope someone I hate hears their first Christmas song this year in October."
"A foot fetish porn called ""I think we got off on the wrong foot"""
"What's a pirates favorite place to eat? Arrrrrrrrrbyyyyssss"
"""Kids, part of my comprehensive zombie apocalypse plan are these Tshirts to keep up with each other"" ""Daddy, why do ours say appetizer?"""
"Why I dislike German sausages. They are the wurst."
"Two cannibals are eating a clown... The one cannibal turns to the other and asks, ""does this taste funny to you?"""