18811
Joke of the Day
"Q: Why did the boy take a ruler to bed with him? A: To see how long he slept."
Next Joke
"What did the man say after he got into a fight with the amputee? You stumped me!"
"[offensive] What do books have that Mexican's don't? Papers"
"*Kanye trips and falls* SUCH A GENIUS! WHAT A POETIC DEMONSTRATION OF HOW HIS ANCESTORS FELL TO SLAVERY AND ROSE AGAIN *jaden smith cries*"
"What's the difference between a Jew and Harry Potter? Harry Potter escapes the chamber"
"What do you get if you cross a vampire and a circus entertainer ? Something that goes straight for the juggler !"
"What is Josh Duggars favorite thing about 19 year olds? There's 19 of them"
"It turns out the only way to get my kids to flush the toilet is for me to be showering when they use it."
"Why is Jeopardy the #1 show in the U.S.? Because Michael Douglas starred in ""Double Jeopardy"" in 1999."
"What's the most sensitive part of a man's body when he's masturbating? His ears."