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Joke of the Day
"What did Jose name his son? Hose B"
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"There was a massive fight in the chip shop yesterday! A fish got battered."
"Ay girl are you a fire truck? Because your really loud and fucking annoying."
"I hate having to pretend I like vegetables for the sake of my goddamned children."
"and on the 7th day while God was resting Satan created the Kardashian family."
"How many marshmallows does it take to get to the moon? Purple, there are no bones in ice cream!"
"[karate sign up table] ""Ok guys with a ponytail or that are named Vince please form a second line you are the advanced class"""
"Why was Michelangelo banned from bukakke porn? Cuz he could never paint dat mouth right"
"""Pick a card....any card."" -impatient Hallmark employee"
"What's the first thing the cannibal did after he dumped his girlfriend? Wiped."