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Joke of the Day
"No Wonder black people are so fast! Having a 3rd leg really helps."
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"What is the most popular game played by tornadoes? -Catch my drift"
"my hipster wife is on her way to the hospital with severe burns in her mouth because she tried to to eat my lasagna before it was cool"
"Why is Europe like a frying pan? Because Greece is at the bottom."
"How did Pavlov keep his dogs so fluffy? He used conditioner on them."
"[At dentist] Dentist: Any plans for the weekend? Nnooiddtrrreeeskllyggfff Dentist: I'm not doing anything either."
"I don't repeat gossip So listen carefully the first time"
"This dog must been at some wild ass party last night. He still wearing a lampshade around his neck."
"""Bloodied cricket bat found in Oscar Pistorius' house"" In addition, locals have told police that he was previously sighted with stumps."
"What's the difference between dark matter and Black Lives Matter? Dark matter has the capacity to leave an impact on a system"