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Joke of the Day
"Have you ever heard of Ethiopian food? Neither have they."
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"How do you milk a sheep and make a profit? Remove the audio jack"
"What did the squirrel say when he looked up the woman's dress? What a Cunt, got no Nuts."
"You can't spell grope without GOP."
"What's the difference between a dirty old bus station and a lobster with boobs? One's a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean."
"She told me to give her nine inches and to make it hurt... So i fucked her three times and punched her in the gut."
"What does a gentleman say to his friend at the gay bar? ""May I push your stool in for you?"""
"I was going to confess to this girl, until I found out that... Oops, wrong sub. Was meant to post this on /r/atheism."
"Congratulations, ""journalists"" who tell celebrity gossip for a living. I didn't know you could get a degree in teenage girl."
"Berlin 1945 Ten Soviet soldiers are lining up to rape a German woman. She keeps screaming ""Nein!Nein!"" So one of them left."