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Joke of the Day
"How do you spell ""sawss"" as in ""spaghetti sawss"" ?"
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"I wondered how the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me."
"I made my wife change her name to Dick. Now people laugh whenever I joke about beating her all day long."
"People who brag about drinking black coffee?? Ok enjoy your hot bean water, I'm using creamer because I love myself"
"What has 10 letters and starts with Gas? Automobile"
"What's the difference between STD's and Pokemon? I still haven't caught any Pokemon."
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"Next time you order coffee at Starbucks tell them your name is Bueller and then leave the store."
"Doctor doctor I'm manic-depressive. Calm down. Cheer up. Clam down. Cheer up. Calm"
"My dyslexic son came last in the school pottery contest... He wrote a poem."