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Joke of the Day
"Why did the hipster burn his mouth Because he drank his coffee before it was cool"
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"My wife told me I was immature and needed to grow up. Guess who's not allowed in my tree house anymore."
"VALENTINE'S DAY PLAN: Go to the homes of all couples who Instagram pictures of fancy restaurants and rob them while they're eating dinner."
"What did the spanish teacher say to his one student, who was a member of the cartel? Where is my essay?"
"I tried to go to the brothel today but there was a sign on the door It said ""Beat it, we're closed."""
"What do you call two lesbians in a cupboard? A liquor cabinet."
"What does Snoop Dogg do when he forgets to put on oven mitts? He drops it like it's hot."
"Women reflect on the entire pie while men fixate about eating whatever slice they can get their hands on."
"What do you call a thrash can that cant close A thrash cannot (hahaha.....)"
"What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones ? Hush puppies !"