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Joke of the Day

"Give me a few strong men, and I'll build a nation. Give me a few hot women, and I'll conquer the world."

"Have you heard of Eats Unwanted Leftovers Man? He's the hero this city feeds"

"What is the shortest, very funny joke you know? ITT: comments about my dink, and people who can't search"

"Ebola lingers in semen for nine months... I couldn't think of a decent punchline, but there's a winner out there for this headline for sure. . Highest voted comment wins the punchline."

"You drop ONE baby and everyone's all like, ""Quit juggling babies Steve. You're the worst babysitter ever!"""

"Why don't you mess with one-ply toilet paper? It doesn't take shit from anyone"

"[Friday Night] WIFE: Have fun at poker ME {stopping at door}: What did you say? W: Have fun ME: After that W: Uh..at poker- ME: IT'S POKEMAN"

"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? No amount of feminists can change a light bulb, because feminists can't change anything."

"Ever since I got my antivirus check done on my computer. Single Asian ladies don't wanna do it with me anymore."

"Has Kim Kardashian Broken The Internet? I'm not sure if Kim Kardashian has actually managed to 'break the internet', but she's certainly put a big crack in it!"