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Joke of the Day

"whats the difference between 3 dicks and a joke? Your mum cant take a joke"

"What do Jesus and a nerd have in common? Both are long-haired, live at their parents' till their 30's, and if they'll do anything, it is considered a miracle."

"To everyone with a motorcycle: your motorcycle is very loud & we are all very proud of you."

"God must love stupid people. He made SO many."

"Me: ""Hello? Yeah hi I'm calling about your commercial where the woman looks really happy cleaning the kitchen, what's her number?"""

"Today. I. Realized. That. Typing. Like. This. Doesn't. Make. Your. Point. Stronger. It. Makes. You. Look. Like. Your. Computer. Has. Asthma"

"What did the dolphin say when he ran into the sea turtle? ""Sorry, I didn't do it on porpoise."""

"What do you call an abusive pothead? A weed whacker."

"I would like to tell you guys a joke... ...but I'd rather keep it about the film."

"Did you hear about the new nightclub that opened called ""Erectile Dysfunction""? No? I'm not surprised; it was a complete flop. Nobody came."