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Joke of the Day

"Midgets are not a big part of society. Huehuehuehuehuehuehue...."

"[In the back of the car, imitating GPS voice] IN A HALF MILE, TAKE A SLIGHT RIGHT. ALSO PUT ERICS MIXTAPE BACK ON THAT WAS SO GOOD"

"I need a Life or a Clue but someone seems to have a Monopoly on them. So, instead, I'll take the Risk of sinking your Battleship."

"How to tell if you are gay 1. Have sex with another man 2. If you enjoyed it, you're gay 3. If you didn't, you're still gay"

"'You boy !' called a policeman.' Can you help ? We're looking for a man with a huge red nose called Cotters......' 'Really ?' said the boy. 'What're his ears called ?'"

"In rest homes, when lovers have spats, do they key each other's walkers???"

"The real meaning of Halloween gets lost in all the marketing. Most people don't even know Jesus fought a dragon, let alone why."

"IamA (Blank) AMA! **My short bio:** Enter stuff here **My Proof:** Enter link here"

"What did the horse say when it fell down? Help! I've fallen and I can't giddy up!"

"Whats so great about twenty-five year olds? There's 20 of them! (I can't believe this isn't a repost.)"