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Joke of the Day
"This one time the Angels up in heaven decided to do a little striptease for the Gods. Poor Jesus!"
Next Joke
"What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Bob"
"My knock, knock joke Knock, Knock Who's there? The Doctor. Doctor who? No, just The Doctor."
"A boy and his mother passed a cemetery. The boy saw a gravestone read 'Here lies an honest lawyer'. He said to his mother ""I thought Gandhi was cremated."""
"A co-worker is retiring, so they're passing a card around filled with cash. I only took $10 but normally my signature is worth much more."
"My two friends Rod and Kurt started a business the other day... You should look it up, it's called Kurt and Rod's Curtain Rods."
"Dinner with Jesus Say you have a dinner date with Jesus, in a fine Italian restaurant, what would he order ? Jesus takes the veal !"
"57% of serial killers were bed wetters until an unusually advanced age. Let's make fun of them! What's the worst that could hap..never mind."
"Commonwealth Games: Building unrealistic goals and dreams for British athletes going to the olympics since 1930."
"Ask me if I'm a truck."