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Joke of the Day
"What's a pirates favorite letter? Nope, it's the C that they love"
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"Black Fridays Matter? All Fridays Matter."
"When is a dog not a dog? When it is pure bread. Told to me by a friend."
"I burned 1000 calories today... Forgot I had a pizza in the oven."
"In tonight's debate Trump said we can't trust the rebels I'm not surprised; he has always reminded me of Emperor Palpatine."
"What do you call a fight between a Mexican and Jared Fogle? Alien vs Predator."
"Doctor Doctor I'm boiling up! Just simmer down!"
"My boyfriend told me my stutter is cute I told him to f-f-f-fuck off"
"[Going through rubble after a house fire] Her [holding photo albums]: Totally ruined. Me [holding slices of bread]: Pretty much toast."
"My wife gave me the silent treatment for a week... It ended when I told her ""We've been getting along really well lately""."