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Joke of the Day

"Why did the lebo cross the road? To fuck a chicken Why did 20 lebo's cross the road? Cause the chicken was winning"

"Hipsters don't sleep with pillows because neither side is cool enough."

"I was in the mood for nuts this morning so I chased a squirrel for 3 miles and the little prick led me right to his stash, yum!"

"Cop: You know why I pulled you over? Me: Seriously? You forgot already??"

"Arwen and Elrond https://i.imgur.com/meGn3q2.jpg"

"What do you call your creepy Jewish neighbor? Diddler on the roof."

"My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too."

"All we do is support you, all you ever do is complain about us! -if bras could talk"

"I'm a fighter not a lover I'd rather beat guys off than love them"

"What do you do when you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off an apologize."