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Joke of the Day
"Hipsters don't sleep with pillows because neither side is cool enough."
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"Why did the cowboy get a dachshund? Because he wanted to get a long little doggy :)"
"A man walked into a bar... and promptly left after realising his Wife was more important."
"KY jelly For when your cousin just ain't feeling it."
"A man has been jailed for forging banknotes. He also got a big fine which he immediately paid in crisp $9 notes."
"I guess the Republican party... ... **puts on sunglasses** Is not cruizing anymore."
"So all about these girls killing folks because of slenderman..... I guess you could say, they were a victim of anorexic culture"
"Knock! Knock!"
"Been flirting with this hot chick in this bar for almost a hour now. It's only a matter of time now till nothing sexual happens whatsoever."
"I made a joke. I had a threesome once... I think I sprained both my wrists"