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Joke of the Day
"I just watched a documentary about hydroelectricity Best dam program I've seen in a long time."
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"Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, ""Man it's hot in here"" The other muffin turns and screams"" Holy fuck a talking muffin!"""
"""Doctor doctor, everyone keeps ignoring me!"" ""Next please."""
"Apple is suing Qualcomm for selling them overpriced chips. Punchline ends."
"A salmon that jumps on the hook for ya http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdAoQvqh7eY"
"Want to know what I know about dwarves? Very little. Heard from a friend. It's awful, I know."
"Want to hear a joke about sodium? Na."
"How many Vietnam vets does it take to screw in a lightbulb? You don't know man, you weren't there!"
"What happens to a frogs car when it is parked illegally? It gets toad away"
"What's the hardest part about rollerblading? Telling your parents that you're gay"