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Joke of the Day
"Why is Obama left-handed? Because blacks have no rights"
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"What is the difference between a baby and a alarm clock? You only have to hit the alarm clock once to make it be quiet..."
"Kid: Waaaahhhhh! MY TOY IS BROKEN! Dad: Nothing a little duct tape can't fix. Kid: mrnm... mmrm.. rnmr..."
"My Penis was in the Guinness Book of World Records Then the librarian told me to take it out"
"What has got 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and a half of a fish."
"If I got kidnapped I'd continuously sing Pitbull songs until they kill me, I'd die but at least they'd suffer too."
"Next year is going to be directed by Hideaki Anno... It'll be 2015+1"
"If I have seizures brought on by soda... Do I have Pepsilepsy?"
"What did the man say to the sad fat guy? Hey, chins up buddy."
"Get your rock star name, like Axl Rose did, by selecting a car part and then a flower. Mine is Crankshaft Tulip"