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Joke of the Day

"The Japenese Way of Death by Harri Kirri"

"Kids, in my day we didn't have text messaging. We had to write a ""Do you like me: Yes or no?"" note and pass it through 17 mutual friends."

"COW: I'm constipated DR DOG: when was ur last bowel moooo-vement lol C: ur doing puns right now? DD: gonna milk this for all its worth lmao"

"Why did the computer programmer put up his Christmas lights on Halloween? He always gets DEC 25 and OCT 31 confused."

"Vagina jokes are not funny... Period."

"Every man has two heads... One holds the brain, and the other makes all the decisions."

"A walk of shame is always sad. Don't make it worse by adding the sound of Flip flops to it."

"What did the black horse name its daughter? Sha-neigh-neigh. Thought of it at work."

"There are two types of people in this world, Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data."

"Vegans with children named 'Hunter' are why I lie awake at night."