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Joke of the Day

"Why did the computer programmer put up his Christmas lights on Halloween? He always gets DEC 25 and OCT 31 confused."

"Why do failing college girls always screw their professors? Cause they want the D."

"What's the reason my shower isn't working? You have only one second to guess the answer. No pressure."

"What can walk over the water, but can travel under the water without getting wet? Jesus in a submarine."

"I find it really hard to tell jokes on reddit. I always punch up the fuckline."

"I don't have a mental problem, I have mental problems...plural."

"I hope I'm never involved in a long trial, mostly because I only own one suit."

"If John Lennon made a rap song today It would go... I'm in love with the Yoko! Them other Beatles thinking oh no! Now they wanna go solo! But no one give a fuck about Ringo!"

"How do you make a little boy cry twice when your finished wipe your dick on his favourite teddy bear"

"What does a radical, democrat and republican have in common? They both want to make money off of other people's work!"